Thursday, November 1, 2007

A Public Service Announcement

1) Never leave toothpicks on the floor.
2) Should you step on a toothpick and a piece of it breaks off in your foot, it is not a good idea to wait several months before consulting a doctor.
3)The cost of removing aforementioned piece of toothpick stands to run into the thousands of dollars.
4) Should you get to the point of surgical removal of toothpick, be sure your insurance pays more than 50-60% of any claim.

1 comment:

KA said...

I could have told you all of that when I was 6.