22 minutes

That was all it took before 2 and 1/2 quarts of milk became a puddle. I knew I was going to win.

Here's the video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcsWbrylKiU

It's too big to embed quickly, and I didn't want you to wait one more minute for the joy.

I'm not sure why it was a good idea to try and film this in the dark, but it's still funny.

It turns out, drinking and puking fast is much less painful than trying to actually win the contest. I wish I had known that 18 10 years ago, when I was 17.

Thanks, Rebi for the excellent editing.