Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Escape from Alcatraz


Nate: Mom, do you know that Alcatraz was the hardest jail to escape from? Because it's an island. And sometimes prisoners can't swim so they can't get away. But I could get away. First I would have to get the keys from the guard and I could do that if I knocked him down first. And then I would unlock my cell and get a ladder and climb up over the wall. But I would have to have a boat waiting for me so I could jump off of the wall and right onto the boat and then it could hurry and get me away before they know I'm gone.

Mom: Nate, why are you worried about escaping from Alcatraz.

Nate: Because Mom, you wouldn't want to be in jail. . .

Mom: Well, than maybe it would be easier not to do bad things that might land you in jail?

4 comments:

Jennifer Hale said...

It is funny how easy, obvious, even logical answers are not first in children's minds. I am amazed at how much I point out the obvious to my son.

Yes, avoiding jail altogether is the better route.

Dave said...

Good to know, though, that regardless of the route he chooses, he has a plan.

frizzlefry said...

He was a little bit crushed today when I told him that Alcatraz no longer functions as a jail.

Adara Kaylee Jones(: said...

jail or prison?