I got back from taking Rebi to school and started towards the fridge. Nate placed himself in front of it and said, "Mom, do you know what vampires hate? They hate garlic."
"Yes Nate, I've heard that."
"So, you know why there's a chocolate chip mess in the fridge?"
"No Nate, I haven't opened the fridge yet today and you're standing in front of it."
"Well, there was a chocolate chip vampire and he got out some chocolate chips but then he saw the garlic and he melted and that left chocolate chips all over."
"Is there any chance this vampire's name started with an N?"
"I do not know. He never told me his name. . ."