I'm here in Utah. It's 10:30 pm, and I have made a discovery. It turns out that for various reasons, it is impossible for me to boycott WalMart for all of December.
This is of no importance, but if I never come out, I wanted to be sure there was a record of when I went in.
In case I am arrested for anything while there, please tell the officers I was NICE to people on my last visit. After all, I helped the handicapped lady. . .