PMS

The gift that keeps on giving, month after month after month.

I mean it. Really. Nothing makes life more fun than swollen painful joints and insomnia.
Because what I absolutely need this week is less sleep than I'm already getting.

Note to self: Tomorrow, be sure to Google "homeopathic remedies which will completely wipe out the female hormone cycle"

Never mind. I don't actually want to know most of what those links want to teach me.